So yeah, this is a thing now. A cell phone made from solid 18k gold. Available exclusively from Danish luxury retailer Aesir. Because, why the hell not? It’s not as if the world’s economy (minus China) is in the toilet or anything, and I’m pretty sure some Rap artist could use a few.
And the damn thing doesn’t do Apps. WTF? My tablet cost $150 and runs Android. It’s not gold, and it’s not exclusively available from a Danish retailer. But it functions and I can browse around the internet for naked pictures of Kirstie Alley whenever the hell I want to. Don’t judge me. I didn’t make this phone.
But I’d be glad to promote it for them on my Belly! $5 for a Belly Billboard message almost seems like a steal now!
