Last night, I was watching DirecTV’s Audience channel. I was watching it because I watch the show, Damages. I wanted to see Damages season premier and I did just that. I saw it, and it was good. They had a scene with titties and everything.
But then, they convinced me to stick around and keep watching for the series premier of a show they call “Hit & Miss”. Hit & Miss stars Chloë Sevigny as a transsexual contract killer who discovers she has a child with her former lover. She struggles between caring for her newfound family and maintaining her job as an assassin.
You read that right. A Transsexual contract killer. You see, in the opening few minutes, we see her gun a man down in cold blood, then return home to take a shower. And so far, it’s ok. She undresses, and we see boobs. That’s good. Always a good thing. Then she takes off her granny panties and BOOM! Floppy Wang!
This chick has a bigger dong than I do and it’s fake. Holy jeeeeeezus. I wasn’t expecting dong. I mean, I’m not necessarily offended by it or anything, but warn a guy would you? Here we have Chloe showing us her perky little boobs and I’m enjoying things. Then all of a sudden, without warning and no good reason, BAM….DONG!
UGH….please please please don’t show me a surprise trouser snake. Ever. It’s just not the way decent people do things.