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It’s once again Friday, and once again nothing great is happening at the Gut-Ranch. But I can recap what’s happened this week, so that’s what I’m going to do.
Monday Night Raw was horrid, once again – BellyBillboard
Monday Night Raw, via John Cena, announced a THIRD GODDAMNED HOUR OF PROGRAMMING – BellyBillboard
Disco Queen Donna Summer passed away, and idiots took to Twitter to pay their respects. - Billboard
Insufferable douchebag Will Smith and his family were visiting the Obamas, son Jaden decided to ask about aliens. Yahoo! Movies
Arby’s served up some Good Mood Food with a middle finger to a teenager in Michigan. So much for the Good Mood. Shine
Robert Griffin III™ was on Leno last night. Fumbled Returns talks about it. FumbledReturns
Finally, you have two more days to follow my sports blog on Twitter for a chance to win two Robert Griffin III™ Sage Hit Rookie Cards. It’s free to enter, I just need friends. Dammit, be my friend!
