A lack of manly programming is the number one cause of cartoon character induced butt hurt.
So…Full Metal Jousting has ended, there are no other Sunday evening testosterone fueled programs to comment on and I spent four hours round trip from Columbia to Greenville in an effort to watch a minor league baseball game that was ultimately rained out.
Sundays suck now. They’re still not as bad as Thursdays, but without Jousting or some other huge ball-requiring man shit, there’s nothing for me to get excited about on Monday mornings. So here’s the Monday Hangover without anything of interest to report.
And believe me, I wore out that DirecTV remote control yesterday trying to find something. History channel was worthless, Discovery was terrible and Spike TV never has ANYTHING worth watching even when you’re mind numbingly inebriated. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that I must admit I am at a loss for Mondays right now.
I’d love some suggestions though. Keep in mind, I don’t have a bunch of fancy tv channels to choose from, so if it’s not included in a basic cable/satellite package I’m not going to see it. That, of course, means no HBO/Showtime/Cinemax type channels and no fringe channels like the outdoor network (and really, who needs to watch another guy fish?).
I’ll keep trying to find something of interest and going into tonight’s Three-Hour RAW Supershow, I’ll be debuting my new format for the RAW Regurgitation. I sincerely hope to avoid having to do a regular Smackdown Chowdown column, because it’s a pre-taped show and frankly, nothing much of consequence happens on Smackdown regularly. It’s the company’s wrestling show, so they spend more time on in ring action and recaps from Raw.
That said, I hope this gives you something to ponder today. Maybe write an angry letter to the History channel and demand they put more testicular greatness on the air. Don’t let the Monday Hangover suffer because they’re ill-prepared to provide content for me to review.
