If you’re not an NFL fan, then you can go soak your head, this article won’t interest you in the least. And you can continue soaking your head, because I don’t want to be your pal anymore.
That said, we’re finally back to NFL regular season football. With the Super Bowl Champion Giants facing division rival Dallas Cowboys tonight to kick off the season, we finally get football once again.
And that’s a good goddamn thing. I’m about tired of USA Original series, AMC’s endless repeat marathons of Mad Men and every other stop-gap “What the hell, it’s summer” program that the cable networks have been shoving down our throats.
I’m not a huge baseball fan. Never have been. I’ll watch the playoffs a little bit, perhaps, but honestly football is where my heart is. It’s violent. It’s dangerous. It’s GLORIOUS! And as a Redskins fan, I don’t have a dog in the fight tonight other than to say “Anybody but Dallas”! Because, seriously? Screw those Cowpies.
I’ve got beer. I’ve got steaks. My ass-groove in the couch is just about perfect and I won’t be moving from that television at all. Well, except maybe to get beer and recycle beer. And occasionally to get another steak.