The face of a complete loss of respect for oneself. Ladies and Gentlemen, Heath Slater
We’re quickly approaching 1,000 episodes, and with that, three goddamn hours of RAW every week. I’d apologize but it’s not my fault. I will be suffering as much as you will.
So, who’s the special throw-back guest star for tonight? Who gets to beat the holy hell out of Heath Slater’s dignity this week? I really hope they don’t let Heath sing anymore. It sounded like two cats humping while being set on fire.
