We’re quickly approaching 1,000 episodes, and with that, three goddamn hours of RAW every week. I’d apologize but it’s not my fault. I will be suffering as much as you will.
So, who’s the special throw-back guest star for tonight? Who gets to beat the holy hell out of Heath Slater’s dignity this week? I really hope they don’t let Heath sing anymore. It sounded like two cats humping while being set on fire.