Yes, finally. The Baltimore Ravens and their obnoxious-ass fans will get what’s coming to them. BATS have invaded M&T Stadium , well one bat but still, and they believe it might be carrying RABIES!
GOOD! Bite Ray Lewis. And Flacco, that dipshit. Seriously, this could only be better if Jerry Jones new shrine to the Cowboys and Romo were to be invaded by Zombies or the Patriots had to fight off the Sharktopus.
This thrills me to no end. Maybe attendance will drop? No, sadly it won’t. Most Baltimorons are high on Heroin anyways and if a bat were to bite them, it would not only get a contact high, but probably 15 different and distinct STD’s.