Jolly Green Cena’s Coming Back Tonight!
And? I mean, we’re supposed to be looking forward to a matchup between John Cena and Big Johnny. WTF? Why would ANYONE pay money for that? Oh, that’s right, because we’re all supposedly stupid right? Got it.
I’m sure that somehow or another Lord Tensai will Hong Kong Fooey Cena from behind so that Big Johnny can “injure” him going into the PPV.
Another 20 minutes of TV time wasted with Super-Serious-Cena telling us how he will overcome by way of hustle, loyalty and respect. Blech.
Has anyone else noticed how much time we’re giving to a peripheral figure in the company? One who doesn’t wrestle nor draw a dime for the program? Ok, I want a show of hands. How many of you tune into RAW for the General Manager and his personal vendettas? Zero? Wow, more than I thought.