We return to recap what Brock Lesnar did to HHH last week and how he broke his arm, but didn’t break it, instead he tore some ligaments and shit. Either way it will require surgery, but thankfully, HHH has been able to continue his COO duties. Seeing as how it was his left arm that was injured, and signing papers doesn’t require a ton of upper body strength, he was able to soldier through. WTF?
Brock was invited to be here tonight, but instead, he sent his legal representative. And out he comes. It’s…wait for it…Paul Heyman!
Paul Heyman? Oh, that guy who did the thing with the wrestling and Brock and signed CM Punk at one point. Yeah, whoopty shit. And he reads a letter that Brock wrote. Nothing says wrestling like reading love notes passed through class.
- Corporate management is at fault here, not Brock
- Brock feels betrayed by the WWE Universe. The same people he claimed to not give two dog shits about in his last promo.
- Brock’s never coming back. He took his ball and went home.
- Brock quits.
Then we get a recap of Punk insulting Big Johnny from earlier. Remember? You’re ugly, pathetic, smell funny and nobody likes you because you’re a toolbox.