We’re back and Chris Jericho is sparkling like a Twilight Vampire as he makes his way to the ring. He’ll be facing Kofi Kingston. Cole is still going on about the contract signing that almost was and that we should all navigate our browsers to WWE’s Facebook page and like them.
The match starts and it’s not bad really. It’s typical Kofi vs. Athletic Guy fare. A little back and forth, lots of jumping around and a Commercial Break!
We come back to more of the same, and then things finally get interesting. Kofi goes for the Boom Drop only to be punked. He hits the S.O.S. and that’s always fun to watch. Jericho kicks out at 2. Kofi tries the Trouble in Paradise kick, it’s turned into a failed attempt at the Walls of Jericho. Kofi flies off the ropes for an insanely high cross body, and it’s turned into a Code Breaker followed by a very proper Walls of Jericho where Kofi is forced to tap out.
Jericho gets on the microphone and regurgitates the same shit about CM Punk.
- Your dad is alcoholic
- Your sister is a crack whore
- Your mom had sex
Grade: It’s impossible to imagine Jericho and a microphone getting a dog shit grade, but come on. This whole story line is stupid. Do something interesting. Call Punk a transvestite or insult his taste in music. Christ.
We get a recap of Brock’s career highlights and his awful interview from last week. Then thankfully we go to commercial.
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