We come back and Matt Striker is filling in for Josh Mathews backstage. He asks Sheamus something stupid about what just happened. Sheamus says “My tauts are the same. He’s a coward. Ever heard about the snakes in Ireland? I’m no Saint, but he should start prayin’” No, I don’t know what sense that makes.
In the ring, (remember the ring?) Primo and Epico are out there to face Santino and Zack Ryder. Nobody knows why. This match blows. Lots of arm drag take downs. A Broski boot and the cobra. Way to bury your tag champs Vince. Good work.
After the dog shit match, we get a recap of Brock tossing Josh angrily into a curtain. Somehow this breaks Josh’s neck. he must be made of Unicorn farts.
We go to commercial. When we get back, I get the biggest disappointment of my life.
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