For starters, we got a recap package of the whole AJ loves Punk loves Daniel Bryan and by extension for a week, Kane love quadrilateral. And shockingly enough, after she threw them through a table together, the next night on Smackdown, she kissed them both! SHOCKING! Dun dun dunnnn!
AJ skips out to the ring and begins to speak to the WWE Universe. That’s pretentious as shit. WWE Universe. As if Martians wouldn’t have something, ANYTHING, better to do than waste time watching this shit.
Now, what I do like about all this schlock is that they’re consistent with this story line. It’s been on-going for a while now and shows no signs of completely ending anytime soon. That’s a GOOD thing for WWE. What I don’t like is that they’ve foresaken everything else they could be doing in favor of this one story line. I mean, you’ve got two hours to fill, and something like 100 people on the roster at any given time. You mean to tell me that they’ve got nothing to contribute? Holy shit.
Also, the Anonymous RAW General Manager powered by Windows is back. That goddamn laptop. Anyhow, AJ says her piece, CM Punk comes out to say his. AJ proposes marriage to Punk, which prompts Daniel Bryan to run out shouting NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! He proposes marriage to her. They argue.
The laptop chimes in and sets up a Teddy Long special main event. It will be a mixed tag match pitting AJ and CM Punk against Daniel Bryan and Eve. What? EVE? Ok. Whatever.
It’s the night of a thousand laptop chimes and special Teddy Long matches because we also have Big Show and Jericho teaming up to face Kane and Cena. MITB Preview match y’all. And none of these guys like each other at all. AT ALL. It’s going to be so drama filled, I can hardly wait.
So through all of that, we get to the commercial break and I’m almost blind drunk trying to deal with it all.