RAW Regurgitation – As The Turd Whirls, The Soap Opera Edition

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It took me longer to track down this photo than this match took to occur. And, it was more exciting.

We return to find Sheamus ready to take on….Jack Swagger?  Holy shit, really? OK.  So they fight and we learn that Twitter is a thing that WWE is very interested in being popular on.

As the match goes on, all 3 minutes of it, Sheamus hits the Brogue kick for the win.  That’s when Alberto Del Rio shows up on the jumbo screen and says:

“Shay-moose, I will beat you Sunday” and gets into his fancy rental car to drive off.  Shay-moose is so mad, he Brogue kicks the shit out of Swagger one more time.  That’s what good guys do.

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As sure as the sky is blue and water is wet, SheRlock Truth is funnier than Santino Holmes.

Backstage, Santino is talking to Zack about winning the chance to be the Smackdown General Manager this week.  Then decides to drag out R-Truth’s old Sherlock Holmes outfit and sleuth up who the Anonymous RAW GM is.  So expect tons of this shit happening throughout the night.  It’s awful.  Just awful.

Commercial!