Twitter is a thing. A boots to asses, grind and shine, smelllll-lalalalala-low thing.
We find out that the Rock uses Twitter too! And he’s going to show up for the 1,000th RAW in two weeks! Well, that’s one way to fill the extra hour of programming. Just invite the Rock to come out and bask in the praise and admiration of the WWE Universe for 45 minutes while reading Cliff’s Notes from his elbow.
And now, we get a match with no introduction. It’s another Tag Team Teddy special! Tyson Kidd and Christian vs. Dolph Ziggler and Lord Tensai. WHAT?
And this match blows. Basically they just grabbed four guys and said, get in the ring. So they did. All the while, Lawler is trying to insult Vickie, who has joined them on commentary. The entire time, Vickie gives him the verbal equivalent of a hand-wank motion.
Certain screen captures make me question their PG rating.
And the match is happening still. Tensai manages to beat Christian thanks to interference by Kato Sakamoto. I guess all those ass whippings in previous weeks didn’t upset his “worshipper” all that much? I’d be pissed.
But then, Tensai grabs Kidd and powerbombs him on the ring apron from outside the ring, and fat splashes him for good measure. I have no goddamn idea. The crowd is as lost as I am and Tyson Kidd will be laid to rest tomorrow at noon at the County Presbyterian Church.
Cole and King are arguing over General Managers. Honestly? We’re reduced to using time for this shit? Isn’t Ryback around? Let him kick twelve dudes asses. Something.
Anyhow, as they’re fighting the Laptop chimes in and the news is a rematch for Cole and Lawler. Because if you’re a fan of wrestling, they want to kick you in your nuts for that. And then it’s put to a WWE.com vote. We get to vote on whether or not we have to suffer this “match” tonight. Goddamn you kids, get off the internet!
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