RAW Regurgitation – As The Turd Whirls, The Soap Opera Edition

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This is what YOU PEOPLE VOTED FOR! YOU SUCK

We return to find Ace reporter Josh Mathews and barely coherent Booker T on commentary.  Cole and Lawler are in the ring, in their announcing clothes and Cole tries to bail out.

Booker throws him back in, he loses to an airplane spin.  A GODDAMNED AIRPLANE SPIN!  You wasted my time for this shit???  Now the Laptop chimes in.  Apparently, since Booker interfered, Lawler loses or some such shit.

Out comes Santino, claiming the RAW GM must be under the ring.  He is.  It’s GODDAMN HORNSWOGGLE!  A year’s worth of this shit to pay off with HORNSWOGGLE?  That’s like getting a candy coated onion when you’re trick or treating.  What kind of sadistic asshole would do that to someone?

So finally, that’s over and we go to commercial.