Just imagine Eve in this photo, as a dingleberry clinging to the bowl.
Eve, Daniel Bryan, AJ and CM Punk show up. At 11pm they show up. The show ends at 11pm. We get this match as the overrun tonight. Shit.
Bryan and Punk go at it, then Eve and AJ go at it. AJ wins and in four minutes we’re done! Thanks, goodnight!
Shit. Nope, now AJ and Daniel and Punk have to finish Act 3 of “As The Turd Whirls” and they do. She slaps them both and walks away. I will spare you the bullshit. Basically, Bryan wants to marry her. Punk doesn’t but cares enough not to manipulate her. Bryan gets mad. AJ gets cray-cray.
Look, if this is your go-home show before the big Pay Per View, you truly failed to build any interest in it for me. I don’t know that I can part with $45 to watch something you don’t even seem to give a shit about yourself.
Anyhow, that’s it. Let me know your thoughts in the comments. I’m going to get my stomach pumped and begin a 12 step program.
