If you'd take Kelly Kelly over this, you're not a man. Go kill yourself.
We come back and Kelly comes out. Then Beth comes out. She’s got some kind of fishnet thing going on with her tights and I’m enthralled. That is one hell of a good looking woman right there. But I digress.
She beats the living shit out of Kelly for a while and hits the Glam Slam for the win. This was honestly a GOOD Divas match for a change. Other than the part when we switched backstage to watch Layla watching the match we were watching before they showed us Layla watching it, I mean.
Beth looked good, Kelly lost like a champ and this match lasted nearly 5 whole minutes. Maybe they felt bad for those of us who like women’s wrestling? Or maybe they forgot to tell them they only had 30 seconds to wrestle tonight. The world may never know.
By the way, Kelly Kelly and WWE both have Facebook. Just in case you didn’t know.
We get a Twitter feed scrolling down the screen, presumably dumbstruck fans Twarting about Big Show. Because that’s what well-adjusted adults do with their free time.
We see Big Johnny Hovering Round backstage.
Commercial Time!
