It was like this, but so much less awesome.
We come back and find Swagger vs. Sheamus happening. Then a series of things happen leading to an ass view of Lord Tensai bending over. I thought this was a PG program? It looked like livestock porn when they used that camera angle. I honestly believe that Tensai has four nuts.
It goes on and on for a while and I think they found out how to use Tensai. He can’t be in squash matches anymore, they have to be serious contests in order for anyone to take him seriously. He’s GOOD when given time. The squashes make him look retarded.
As Cena FINALLY tags in, the lumberjacks attack Sheamus leading to Cena going out for the save. All of the lumberjacks are now in the ring and out comes the cavalry. R-Truth, Kofi, Khali, Brodus Clay (Funkasaurus siting!), Christian, Santino, etc. And it’s a brawl.
But wait! Cena left the ring to go after Big Johnny or Big Show, it’s not clear. He runs into Big Johnny who tells him, “You can’t touch me or you’re fired.” and hobbles away.
Cena turns around and gets another Knockout Punch to end the show.
Well shit.
That’s it folks. I don’t get it either. They had SOOOO much to work with and instead gave us this shit. They could have done their promos and built their feuds without throwing any of last night’s Pay Per View participants in the ring, I mean they have nearly 100 people on the roster, but instead they did this.
And I managed to come in under 2,800 words this week! Leave your thoughts in the comments. Thanks for reading!
