It's a miracle of physics how Otunga can apply a metric shit-ton of this to his little body.
We’re back and they’re in the ring. Otunga gets his ass handed to him. Cena has trouble holding on to Otunga’s very oiled down body.
Now, Twitter is a thing: NoWayOut is TRENDING! TRENDING, did you hear me? TRENDING!!!!!!!
Anyhow, Cena hits the AA on Otunga and then applies the STF making the little oily bastard tap out, all the while sneering at Johnny. Out comes Tyler Rex, Curt Hawkins, Titus O’Neil (funny, he doesn’t look Irish) and Darren Young to attack Cena and save Otunga. Out comes Sheamus for the save, hitting Johnny on the way out.
Shit, Johnny isn’t pleased. He orders them back to the locker room instead. He announces that Sheamus and Cena will team up in a handicap match against 3 opponents in a lumberjack tag team handicap match. The only thing missing is ladders.
Coming up? Orton will take on Alberto Del Rio. But first? Commercials!
