I’ve noticed that the Subway commercial showing people eating non-Subway food has normal sized people somehow becoming momentarily fat enough to launch a shirt button across the lake. That’s some magical shit right there.
Quiznos would also like to remind you that they make sandwiches also and paid to be here and that Christian beat Cody Rhodes for the Intercontinental championship last night. Look at the still photos!
Christian will be facing….Jinder Mahal? Why? What the serious f*ck?
Anyhow this happens, and while Mahal is putting his turban in the plexiglass case, Jerry mentions that it looks like a rat. He’s not being offensive, mind you, he’s just noticing things that are racist as shit. Cole somehow works in the term “Booker-bonics” and says he’s just repeating it, he’s not being offensive either.
This match starts, and Christian mostly beats the living hell out of Jinder. See, this is how you turn a heel into a baby face folks. You put him against the presumed terrorist because he’s brown and let him win.
There’s a lot of bitch-slapping from Christian before he reverses a Camel Clutch into a Kill Switch and wins with a top-rope frog splash. So…that was a match.
We get to see Kelly Kelly walking happily backstage and we’re told we’ll see her in action against Beth Phoenix NEXT! Kelly made the Maxim 100 hottest chicks list for two years running, by the way. But first?