Can you imagine suffering through three hours of this shit? Well, you won't have to imagine it for long.
Oh boy. RAW was on last night. Did you catch it? I did. I’m not proud of that and frankly, I’d prefer if you could keep that info on the down-low for me. But yes, episode 996 on our way to the milestone 1,000th episode is thankfully, mercifully in the books.
If you weren’t aware, John Cena has a Twitter. And John Cena used that Twitter earlier Monday to tweet some big, BIG news to his Cenation:
In Fort Wayne for #Raw tonight I have an announcement that will make history! Make sure to watch #Raw
— John Cena (@JohnCena) June 25, 2012
And what was that big, earth-shattering, history writing announcement? Well, you’ll have to suffer through the Regurgitation to find that out. It’s only fair.
In the meantime, I use Twitter too. Follow me dammit! I can #hashtag and maybe even #TrendWorldWide if you’d just quit being an ass about things and follow me.