We get a RAW Remembrance Stroll Down Memory Lane for the upcoming 1,000th episode in which Bob Barker tells us how much he loves WWE and how much he loves cutting the nuts off of animals.
Brodus is still on his way to the locker room from his match with the Big Show, being assisted by the medical staff. Big Show comes out and takes another cheap shot at the Funkasaurus, and pretty much kills him.
Oh, Big Show is a bad guy now you guys. Just in case you hadn’t noticed by the way they have him killing one of the more beloved wrestlers they have.
This segues into a HHH vs. Heyman recap. There’s nothing more professional than to see two guys with really bad hair, in matching ill-fitting suits standing face to face in a wrestling ring, trying to kill one another. I mean, if I was an investor, this is the company I would dump all of my millions into.
Also, Brock Lesnar will respond to HHH next week, right here on RAW! #WhooptyShit
Backstage, AJ is talking with Kane. For real this time, not a mirror-hallucination. Go figure. Kane wants to tell her this:
- He’s not one with his feelings, but with her he feels things he never thought were possible to feel with his feelings that he’s not one with.
- He doesn’t do relationships.
- He’s a Monster.
- He wears a MASK you guys.
- He gets pleasure by eviscerating people.
- Even he, with all his issues, finds AJ mentally unstable.
Then he’s out. And AJ starts to giggle/cry. She’s a crazy chick you guys. CRAY-CRAY!
Did you guys see anything that resembled a wrestling ring in that segment? No? Good, me either. Nice work for your WRESTLING SHOW WWE.