Here you see Jack Swagger losing another match.
Now for some reason or another, Santino is still the United States Champ. And for some reason or another, he’s defending it for the first time since APRIL. And for some reason or another, he’s doing so against Jack Swagger, the man he beat to gain the title, for some reason or another.
And it’s a match. Ultimately Swagger loses to the goddamn cobra and it’s over. I don’t know.
But all is not lost! Since Vickie’s in charge, she’s scheduled a Divas Beach Battle Royal for later tonight! Divas in bikinis you guys! Teddy’s playbook.
Cena’s backstage walking around and stumbles across a box of t-shirts that says “Free to a good home”. On top? People Power T-shirt. Zack Ryder shows up, throws it in the trash and they fist bump. I don’t have any idea what to say to that. But it did happen.
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