We return to find the One Man
Rock Band traipsing to the ring. He interrupts Lillian Garcia announcing some other relic from WWE’s history. Without going too far into this, it’s Sycho Sid. Sid looks like they had to drag him out of a trailer park somewhere, buy him some thrift store 1980′s jeans and give him a bath.
He gets in the ring, and in less than three minutes, powerbombs Slater. Sid won the match, but I think he was close to dying from the exertion. Wrestling is harder than drinking PBR in your mobile home apparently.
Commercial time. No seriously, commercial time.