What exactly just happened? Anyone? Help me!
The match gets underway and Punk is all over Mark. Kick after kick after kick. Finally Henry has enough of this shit and tosses Punk outside the ring. Whereupon, Punk grabs a TV monitor from the announce table and beats the holy hell out of Mark Henry’s gigantic head, getting himself disqualified. As he goes for the coup de grace, Jericho comes out with two twelve packs of generic beer.
This is enough to distract Punk, apparently he’s having withdrawls from all that whiskey he took a bath in last week, and Mark Henry gives him two World’s Strongest Slams before leaving. At this point, Jericho taunts Punk laying on the mat and goes to pour a beer on him. Punk lashes out and tries to fight him off. Jericho hits a Code Breaker, then shouts at Punk calling him a sorry son of a bitch. Then he opens beers and pours them on the semi-conscious CM Punk. Asks him how it tastes. I can only imagine that if he poured some in his MOUTH instead of all over his back, Punk could give him an honest opinion on the quality of the brew.
And this goes on for a day or two. Finally, Jericho is removed from the ring and we go to commercial. What in the hell did I just watch?
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