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We come back Cole is backstage begging Hoverround Johnny to get him out of the match. Hoverround Johnny isn’t having any parts of it. The match is set! Intrigue at it’s finest!
So the Pizza Hut slam of the week is Sheamus beating the hell out of Otunga. That’s great stuff. Thanks Pizza Hut!
And Sheamus comes out to the ring, followed by his opponent. Sheamus and Ziggler have a decent match. I’m willing to say that Ziggler can make any opponent look like pure gold when he’s fighting them. He’s simply amazing to watch.
By the way, Twitter is a thing and Michael Cole is trending. So, yeah.
Anyhow, Vickie distracts Sheamus who winds up outside the ring. We’re going to commercial. Will Sheamus be in control when we return or will the momentum swing in Dolph’s favor? Those magical commercial breaks keep me on the edge of my seat!
We come back and Sheamus is in control. Well, there you go! Thank you, Magical Commercial Break! Sheamus really needed that assist. Meanwhile, Jerry Lawler is busy comparing Sheamus’ pigmentation to the color of Dolph’s hair. In the South there’s nothing racist, so he’s going to start soft with white-guy jokes. Wait till the Mexicans show up later.
It’s a solid match, and Sheamus of course wins it. This would have been a Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler match if Orton hadn’t been high on PCP or Acid or whatever the hell he got busted and suspended 60 days for. So instead we get Dolph losing to a Brogue Kick instead of an RKO. Not a fair trade in my estimation.
Sheamus celebrates on the stage. He should know better. Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez jump him and beat the hell out of him for a while. Because, Pay Per View.
And we go to Commercial.
