I'm sorry David, but your coffee mug clashes with your sweater vest. Also, why do you have bigger tits than Eve?
We return to find Big Johnny and Otunga having a moment. Otunga tells him to look at his fancy tablet where he has WWE.com pulled up. Vince McMahon will be here next week, LIVE ON RAW! Internets are kewl! He’ll be giving Hoverround Johnny a live, in-ring job evaluation. Because, that’s how it works I guess.
Cole is showing us the same web site on his shitty tablet computer as we return to ringside. However, Sin Cara is back! He’s coming the ring in RED mask and tights. I love this guy. He’s not technically sound, but he’s a blast to watch in the ring.
Who’s he facing? Why, FAKE Sin Cara of course. Hunico to the uninitiated. Hunico rides out to the ring on his 24k gold Schwinn driven by Camacho, the Samoan Mexican.
And the match starts. This is a lot of fun to watch, if only they’d kill the mood lighting. I feel like they should be falling in love instead of fighting all the time with the soft red lights.
Also, instead of bouncing into the ring by way of a trampoline, Sin Cara now does a face-first baseball slide under the bottom rope. Still fun to watch. He doesn’t skimp on the acrobatics during his matches. I’m so glad to see him return. I’m also in the minority here.
It was a quick match and Sin Cara wins it. I would watch this man bounce around for hours. He’s so talented.
Commercial break!
