We’re about to witness a 2-on-1 Handicap Match. Wait right there. Shouldn’t that be a 2-on-1 Differently Abled Match? B.A. Star and all, right? Anyhow, they got two local boys to face RYBACK. RYBACK ON RAW Y’ALL! HOLY SHIT!
The local boys introduce themselves as, and I’m not making this up, “Stan Stansky” and “Arthur Rosenberg”. So, in the interest of being the resident asshole, I’m going to ask two questions.
“Stan Stansky”, doesn’t that sound like some B-movie character that gets raped by hillbillies?
“Arthur Rosenberg”, no offense, but, how many Jewish athletes do you know of?
Anyhow, Ryback makes short work of these two. Their combined weight makes them equal to one solid Dungeons and Dragons nerd with a bag of Doritos. But still, RYBACK! YES! He’s what we need. An asskicker who can talk if he needs to. Unlike Brock, who’s an asskicker who likely shits himself every ten minutes thanks to medical complications.
By the way, if you’re looking for employment, play Pizza Hero, the Domino’s pizza app. They might hire you to make shitty pizzas! Yes, it’s Commercial time!