We come back to see CM Punk coming out to face Kane. I had a thought concerning all of CM Punk’s matches taking place at the midway point of the show. I’m sure that I’m giving them all way too much credit here, but hear me out.
CM Punk is a Chicago native. The Chicago Bears are known as the “Monsters of the Midway”. Punk’s matches are always at the “midway” point of the show. Is this on purpose? If so, they are extremely clever. If not, email me WWE and I’ll tell you where to send the check for that great marketing idea.
Anyhow, he’s facing Kane. But first, Daniel Bryan comes out to watch from the announce table. Apparently he’s not comfortable watching on the LCD T.V. backstage like everyone else. He also wants to have a quick Q&A with us.
- Is AJ delusional since I dumped her? YES!
- Will Kane destroy C.M. Punk tonight? YES!
- Will I become the new WWE Champ at the No Way Out PPV? YES YES YES YES OH GOD YES!
And the match starts. It’s a good match because CM Punk. They go back and forth for a while. Kane’s in charge, and we go to commercial. Will Kane still be in control after the commercial? Let’s find out together!
We’re back and Kane is no longer in complete control. They’re trading blows. Daniel Bryan watches on. Punk goes for the GTS but fails. Outside the ring, Punk gets kicked by Daniel Bryan behind the ref’s back. Kane’s back on top!
It’s about now that A.J. comes out to, I don’t know, stand around? She climbs up on the ring apron and Daniel Bryan screams at her to get down and go away. She doesn’t. Punk dives out of the ring onto Bryan. Kane grabs Punk and goes for the Chokeslam win! A.J. isn’t good for Punk.
But wait! Intrigue! Bryan tries to save A.J. from Kane. Kane’s busy leering at her in the ring. Bryan gets his ass kicked. Kane goes back to A.J. and she smiles at him all cutesy like. He leaves. Apparently if you’re not someone’s father, Kane isn’t interested in you “that” way.
And it’s Commercial Time! Be a Hero! A PIZZA HERO!