Health codes prohibit this guy from spitting in his hand and touching your face.
We return for a 1,000th RAW promo with Triple H. I didn’t watch this either. I can only imagine HHH said “This business” and “end of an era” a few dozen times.
Cena’s coming out to the ring but Michael Cole hasn’t gone backstage to change his clothes. Will the much-anticipated Cole vs. Cena match take place? Let’s find out together.
Wait! Here comes Hoverround Johnny to let us know that in the interest of People Power, the Cole vs. Cena match will take place as a no disqualification match! But, only if Cena can beat the mystery opponent first. Who could it be? Here’s a few choices. Write down your choice before reading past the list, let’s see who’s right.
- Big Show (even though he wasn’t supposed to be there)
- Ric Flair
- Hulk Hogan
- Doink the Clown
- Brock Lesnar
- The Rock
- Tensai (no longer LORD Tensai, apparently he angered the Queen)
- Hornswoggle
- Zack Ryder
- Eve Torres
- Kelly Kelly
- Jerry Lawler
Ok, did you write down your guess? Let’s see who’s been paying attention to WWE booking.
