Eve: Now appearing on Milk Cartons everywhere.
Now we’re treated to a back scene kidnapping of Eve by Kane and he shoves her in the back of an ambulance, locking the doors from the inside. Where Eve is. Inside. The locks are inside. It still takes her about 5 minutes worth of Cena and Kane trading head shots to the back of the ambulance before she can escape at the last second from a moving vehicle and into Cena’s awaiting arms.
By the way, Cena slammed Kane’s head not only into the ambulance, but the cinder block wall about half a dozen times. Kane recovered, slammed Cena’s melon into the doors once and he was down for the count. I guess the embracement of hate makes your head harder?
So anyhow, Eve jumps into John’s arms and lays a big time kiss on him. They embrace. Now, if you’ll indulge me here, John Cena is MARRIED. But the big deal is that Eve was sorta-kinda-almost-more-than-friends with Zach Ryder. Zach, wheelchair bound and in an upper body splint witnesses this and gets pissed. He even looks a little like a seven year old being denied an extra candy at the store. ’Tis precious.
Eve went to him and said something to the effect of “Zach, I care about you, but I don’t CARE about you like that. You know, I thought we’d just be like friends.” Poor Zach, can’t even bed the dumb girl.
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