My Head is Asploded cuz of all da wrasslin' tonite.
The Main Event is full of Wrestling! Hang on to your butts, it’s CM Punk vs. the Miz. I’m a huge Miz fan. I think he’s got the potential to go far and to become the next best thing to a Rowdy Roddy Piper we’re ever going to get. But, he’s a cocky, arrogant little reality show shit. And so what? He’s working on the physical parts and if they’d simply unleash him on a microphone, I believe we’d get more than the Jericho-lite stuff we’ve been getting lately.
Punk and Miz put on a really good match, lots of back and forth and for a while you could almost buy Miz as a main eventer again. I credit Punk for getting it out of the Miz, much like Jericho can step in the ring with ANYONE and make them look good. Punk is truly a wrestler who makes those around him better by association. But with them holding off on the obvious Jericho vs. Punk Wrestlemania Main Event, we’re being forced to sit idly by while they try to convince us that something else might could possibly happen, maybe.
Punk wins and then we get another dose of John Cena to end the show with. John is a humbled man. He’s a man that carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. He doesn’t have the capacity for hate. He doesn’t have the capacity to give a shit what you think about him, he’s gonna be his own man and that’s that. He’s also sorry for kissing Eve. Not because he’s already married, but because it was like kissing a transvestite apparently.
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