Zach is Crippled Physically, Cena Emotionally, Kane Mentally and Eve Sexually
Zach rolls out just as John has something to say about the Rock. Ooooh, tease me please me, don’t ever release me with the Rock suspense. Anyhow, Zach hobbles to the ring and gets Bro-serious with Cena about ruining his one chance at true love. I suggest he Tweets Eddie Murphy if he’s looking for another transexual hooker, but that’s just my opinion.
As this plays out, Zach slaps Cena which causes Cena to take off his clothes and stare him down. Zach goes for another slap (manly slap) and Cena blocks it and stops short of punching the invalid. That’s nice, but Zach is scared. Zach is scared because Cena has changed. Then as he hobbles back up the ramp, Kane appears on the screen to tell Cena that by having kissed a Man-lady, he’s finally embraced the hate. Maybe he’s embraced the self-loathing or the fear of contracting herpes, but I don’t see how that’s embracing hate. He may have even embraced his cock-block and his “jackin’ bitches” but certainly not hate.
The whole time, Zach is sitting at the top of the stage in his wheel chair for some inexplicable reason. Maybe just to make duck faces at Cena, who knows. Anyhow, Kane shows up behind him and rolls his Bro-ass off the stage into one of the most spectacular falls onto concrete from a higher elevation I’ve seen in a long time. I think Zach may have broken a kneecap the way he landed. Amazingly, Cena gets a medical staffer or possibly just some guy in a black shirt, to run back with him to check on Zach. Then Eve comes tottering out full of tears for her “friend” Zach.
Has Cena finally embraced the hate? Will Kane get what’s coming to him? Will Eve find a way to look less manly in street clothes? Will Zach be putting in his Make-A-Wish request now that he’s crippled? Tune in next RAW-Monday for the RAW-Conclusion of ”Falcon Crest: The Mentally Handicapped Years”
