RAW is, well it's on I guess.

It’s that time of the week again.  That time where I write up my thoughts and my recap on our weekly adventures of mad-cap, insane, serious, not-so-serious, ah hell, I’m writing about a full contact soap opera.  Let’s just call a spade a spade.

This was the follow up show to the weekend’s big PPV event, Elimination Chamber.  I didn’t bother purchasing this one, mainly because I did the math.  4 matches on the card, I was paying essentially $11.25/match.  That’s a bit salty when I can get 4 matches on USA or SyFy for free.  This PPV had a lousy run-up and really didn’t intrigue anyone.  Nothing of note really occurred, no feuds were started or ended, it was just there.

So how did Raw do this week?  Not awful, in my humble opinion.

Your opinion, as with your mileage, may vary.

U Can't "Sea" Me....get it?

Our show kicked off with Eve talking girl talk with the Bella Twins backstage.  Apparently skanks of a feather, and all that.  The Bellas claimed that what Eve did to Zack was wrong, and Eve began laughing.  At least, I think it was laughing, it might have been a mild seizure.  Who knows?

Eve says she was using Zack because that’s what people do to each other.  And now that she’s hooked the big fish, Cena, she’s going to use him too.  Asking the Bellas to film her with her cell phone (apparently not realizing that that guy standing next to them was holding a camera in the first place) she turns around to be confronted by Big Fish John Cena.  As an aside, I guess I never really thought about it before last night, but Cena does look a bit like a Puffer fish.

Anyhow, Cena is disappoint.  And later in the ring while Eve stumbles over all three acting lessons she’s taken in her life to convince John that she was only joking, Cena tells her she’s a Skank and will use her “assets”  (see what he did there?)  to further her own career.  Eve begs John to believe they are friends and frankly I’m surprised that didn’t work.  Cena doesn’t seem all that difficult to confuse if you look back through his career.  At one point he thought he was a rapper for god’s sake.

Anywhoo, as this drags on, Cena calls her a Ho-ski, which is like a Broski, but with a Ho instead of a Bro.  Cena leaves stating that he is disease free and wants to keep it that way.  If ever there was a PSA on venereal diseases, this was one.

And we go to commercial.
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