Seriously. Win the game, get a job at Domino's? Where do they get off threatening people like this?
Let me take a moment to discuss a commercial that’s bugging the shit out of me. Domino’s apparently has an APP now. It’s called, “PIZZA HERO”. Yes, PIZZA HERO. You build virtual pizzas on your smartphone device. And the guy in the commercial actually says, “Who knows? If you’re good enough maybe Domino’s will hire you to actually make pizzas!” Like that’s some kind of goddamn prize.
Let me tell you something. If you’re REALLY GOOD at video games, chances are you’re already working at Domino’s or a similar fast food establishment. You don’t have the skills, the desire or the drive to do anything else. You’re food service for life, bro.
OK, thanks for indulging me. Back to the show….
