Anyone else think that maybe Rent-A-Cops aren't the best security in a business full of freakishly huge muscled monsters? No? Just me? Carry on then.
So McMahon comes to the ring with a gaggle of “security” guards to give HobbleRound Johnny his final evaluation. Johnny comes out and says “You don’t need security. Whatever you decide I will abide by peacefully”. Vince says the security is to protect Johnny when he’s fired.
So…..Johnny whines about his scooter being destroyed and we move on. Big Show comes out and interrupts. With his iron-clad contract he can do what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. If you fire me, you still gotta pay me…blah blah blah.
Cena comes out and he’s ready to get his Columbo on. He ponders out the problems we’re having and decides that if Show loses Sunday he’s got nothing left. What happens if you lose? You’ve played all your cards. You’ll still be a loser, blah, blah, effin’ blah.
Vince says if Show loses Sunday, so too will Big Johnny lose his job. So shit, now we have the Pay Per View centered around this garbage. Then they brawl in the ring, Show tries to Knock-out Punch Cena, but Cena ducks and he manages to hit Vince instead. And it’s over.
Hope you enjoyed it, because I sure as hell didn’t. I mean, I liked parts and pieces, but it was too long to enjoy properly. Even this article felt tedious this week and it’s one of my shortest. Let’s hope they get things figured out soon.
