Irish Chow Mein is tonight's first match.
And we come back to get a Del Rio vs Khali replay from Smackdown. Del Rio suffered a concussion you guys. That’s how tough Khali is! Wow. So they’ll hold a match later to decide on a new number one contender to face Sheamus at the Pay Per View. In the meantime, Sheamus’ opponent is revealed to be Benihana! Sorry, Tensai. Tensai is a fat lump of shit who hasn’t connected with any of the fans.
And they have a good match. It’s one hell of a fight after they stop hugging each other. It actually LOOKED to be a fight. Sheamus was bleeding, etc. Ultimately however, Sheamus hit the Brogue Kick and won the match. So of course, we go back stage to witness Vince telling Johnny that he’s 0 for 1 tonight so far and asks who’ll be facing Sheamus on Sunday.
Johnny stammers around for an idea when Vickie breaks in to say she has TWO, count ‘em, TWO former World Heavyweight Champions that would love to face him, and they take it under advisement. That’s when Johnny says he has an idea, but wants to hear what Teddy would do. Teddy suggests that they have FOUR former WHC’s and to include Khali and Christian.
Now, to be fair, they have more than four on the roster: Christian, Khali, Dolph, Swagger, Big Show, Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Randy Orton, Kane, CM Punk and John Cena. But hey, forget history. And they do. Teddy suggests a Fatal Four Way Elimination match to determine the #1 contender, and Johnny goes with it. He attempts a fist bump with Vince, and Vince says “A fist bump? Really? You have small hands!” BURRRRRN! (Kelso would be proud)
If this guy can punk you, you deserve it. And you deserve an ass whipping.
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