We're about two weeks away from Steven Segal coming out to whomp Tensai's ass.
We return to find Benihana in the ring with Kato Tensai in the ring with Sakamoto, just belittling the poor guy. Slapping him around like his bitch, and basically destroying him. It spills out of the ring, they do more brutal things to the sidekick, and it ends when Tensai has Sakamoto pushed up against the barrier and thrusts his pelvis angrily in Sakamoto’s face. The USA Network censors must have called Shenanigans on the overtly sexual things going on, because all of the referees poured out to separate the two.
Imagination time! Tensai is the dog. Sakamoto's face is the pillow. The couch is the crowd barrier. And…ACTION!
Seriously guys, it’s ok to be into each other, and I don’t care what you do behind closed doors, just keep it off my damn television. Tensai face-humping Sakamoto is just a bit too much to handle.
This leads into Cole and King gushing about the 1,000th episode coming up and say that even “for-real” entertainers are excited. Like who, you might ask? Like Seth F*cking Green, that’s who! Jeeeezus.
Then R-Truth is backstage with Matt Striker talking about Big Show beating the shit out of them recently, and such. All of a sudden Big Show does a waddle-by and lays Truth out with a knockout punch!
Commercials, seriously.
