If he ever faces Big Show and Khali, he will be a cornfed Meathead grease stain.
It’s RYBACK Time! YES! I love this freakin monster. And he’s facing TWO MORE nobodies tonight. I really wish they would Feed Him More in the way of actual WWE competition, but the best part for me? These two skinny guys came out and called themselves “Rutherford Hayes and Willard Filmore”. Hayes, by the way, looked exactly like every Japanese Yakuza extra in every Japanese mafia movie ever made.
Short version: Hayes gets triple power bombed, Filmore tries to run and gets killed outside of the ring before the double back slam. I still love Ryback killing guys though.
The Steel Cage is being lowered, but we have commercials to tend to first. Pizza Tracker, USA Shitty Original Programming Promos!
