Sin Cara is here. It’s the Sin Cara Red once more. I wonder if that’s anything like Johnny Walker Red? Anyhow, he’s facing Curt Hawkins and the crowd could give a hot shit. No matter that the match was a solid affair, nobody gave a shit. There was even one drunk asshole screaming about “BRING BACK MYSTERIO, THIS GUY SUCKS” or some such shit. Dude, really, go to hell. Sin Cara is the tits!
Then we get a YouTube promo and an official Countdown Clock on Johnny’s job situation. Then we get another goddamn commercial.
We return to find Daniel Bryan having a zen moment backstage and Vince wishing him good luck. They have words and Vince insults his look. DB says I proved you wrong, you fired me and I proved you wrong. I defied expectations. Then another goddamn commercial.