Was that? Was that WRESTLING? I can't believe it. They tried to sneak that by me.
And as we return, we get a tag-team match. Teddy Long as GM is the master of the Tag Team match apparently. He puts CM Punk together with Sheamus to face Daniel Bryan and Chris Jericho. Hey. Wait a minute. This is almost like a Wrestlemania title match preview, except they’re all in this together, instead of in singles matches. Holy shit, he flipped the script! Script flip! My mind? Blown.
Anyways, it’s good action in the ring. These four can go, even though Sheamus isn’t nearly as nimble as the other three. It’s fun to watch. About 4 minutes into it, we’ve had all the competitors in the ring mixing it up…and?
Commercial break. Yeah, I won’t add a page for this one. I like my readers more than the WWE likes their viewers.
We come back and there’s more really good action. And if you weren’t watching, you wouldn’t know that because Michael Cole on commentary is busy reading WWE Universe Tweets. ”BigDong27 says the Rock has the tangiest strudel you could ever wanna taste” ”TaintTickler4U says John Cena might be a fruity pebble, but she’d still love to spoon him into her gaping maw.” JEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS Christ enough with the Twitter bullshit people. It has it’s place, but not during the only REAL match of the night. Call the action.
At this point, Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho, which Punk rolls into a pin only to have Jericho roll it over into a pin himself and get the three count victory. Great match, about 10 minutes maybe? Again, the commentary sucked all the life out of it for me. Michael Cole needs to shut his Twatter.
But luckily, no commercial break. Instead we get……..
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