The show started off with their retrospective on Raw 1,000. And yes, that was mostly a decent show. I always find fault with things, but overall, it was a solid, fun show. Tonight, we get to see CM Punk come to the ring to ‘splain his actions from last week. And the Straight Edge Savior said unto them:
Everyone wants a Wrestlemania Moment. Last week I had a RAW moment. But first, let’s talk about RAW 1,000.
And lo, it had been spaketh. Seriously, he said nothing of import whatsoever. Lawler was goading Punk and Punk came over to the announce desk and sat down all criss-cross applesauce on top of it, right in front of Jerry and berated him for being Lawler. It was cute, story time with Uncle Punk.
Now, instead of Pipebombs™, Punk wants the Spotlight. Like he’s Linus in “Merry Christmas Charlie Brown”, or pre-retirement Batista. Either way, what the serious f*ck?
So, Big Show comes out. Then Cena comes out and attacks Big Show. Punk watches on. Now, goddamn AJ shows up in her little boy’s suit from Sears and Roebuck. She’s the new General Manager you guys! Much respeck!
She tells us that Show and Cena will be in the Main Event, with the winner going on to Summer Slam to face CM Punk for the WWE Title. And that was pretty much that.