I wish Del Rio would just rip that arm completely off and stick it up his ass.
Lawler is disagreeing with Punk but lets us know that we can TOUT our replies to CM Punk’s statement. And then you f*cking people will do just that, and I will have to suffer about 5 solid minutes of that shit later on in the show. Thanks a lot, assholes.
Now, Santino comes out to face Alberto Del Rio for no discernible reason whatsoever. It’s a shitty match, ADR destroys him and lets us know that he’ll not compete again until it’s for the World Heavyweight Championship. On the upside, Alberto is wearing black trunks and boots, makes him look less like a guy that was interrupted while getting dressed. On the downside, they mentioned that Santino has held the US Title since March. On the derp-side, they neglect to mention that he’s only wrestled in non-title and tag team matches since obtaining the title.
Now, let’s see….Oh yeah, Daniel Bryan is backstage, wanting to knock on AJ’s door, but he’s so distraught, he just can’t you guys.
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