It’s the Funkasaurus y’all! And Vickie interrupts his intro to declare herself Queen Diva and dancing queen. And she has a seizure for a while. That’s when Damien Sandow comes out, destroys Brodus Clay for no real good reason, and that’s overwith. I don’t get it. What did this prove?
Another Commercial and then Daniel Bryan finally gets enough balls to go talk to AJ. She mentions his “groomsmen” last week, in white coats, looking like they worked at a mental institution. Claims that DB planned to marry her and then have her legally committed to an asylum. But that’s not going to happen. It’s Super-Power AJ now and Daniel will face Sheamus tonight in a non-title matchup.
After that there’s a little (read: 20 minute) recap on Brock/HHH/Paul Heyman/Stephanie McMahon from RAW 1,000. I think the recap took longer than the original segment, to be honest.
From here, we learn that in addition to Touting, we can Tweet a vote for what kind of match Daniel Bryan and Sheamus will have tonight. And we go to commercial. Hurry and Tweet! That match is coming up next!