We came back from Commercial and Daniel is laying in the ring, refusing to leave until he’s checked out by a doctor. The refs are trying to force him out anyways, never mind that possible concussion man, we got a show to run. Way to use your wellness policy to its fullest WWE.
And finally, Kofi comes out and interrupts this shit. R-Truth and Lil Jimmy get in the ring and DB punts Jimmy out of the ring. AJ has DB taken into mental health custody or something, I don’t know, the guys in the white suits took him outta there.
Then we get some goddamn TOUTING FROM THE WWE GODDAMN UNIVERSE. Are they purposely choosing the least literate and articulate people they can find? Or are all WWE fans on the TOUT thing, functionally retarded? Seriously, I want to know.
Kofi will be facing Titus O’Neil, one on one and nobody cares. I didn’t care, so I fast-forwarded through the entire thing. I have no idea who won. But I did learn this morning that I should have watched it. It would appear that AW, manager and owner of All World Productions and manager to the Prime Time Players, made an off-color joke while on a live mic at ringside.
What was that joke?
“This guy can’t be stopped. He’s like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado Hotel room!” Hah! That’s actually pretty funny, cruel, but funny. WWE and their sponsors didn’t like it though. He’s had to issue apologies and will be disciplined for his actions.
So, let me get this straight, AW makes a rapist joke and gets punished. Kane, by WWE history and lore, is a rapist himself, and he’s got action figures on sale for little kids? Seems legit.
Punk and Cena have a moment backstage about what happened last week. Punk talks respect and Cena admires his ass as Punk walks away.