Next up, more goddamn Touts from you goddamn people. STOP IT ALREADY!
Tensai will be facing Tyson Kidd. Tyson Kidd will get mud-stomped and the crowd won’t give a flying shit because they’re all so smart, they want to chant “Albert” instead of getting behind these two guys who are working to entertain them. Seriously, quit being dicks.
After the match, Tyson gets another pounding and then Tensai slaps Sakamoto around for no good reason. The ref reverses his decision based on Tensai’s actions, because I guess referees have that power now? I don’t know, I just watch this shit.
There’s more DB testing, and the final results? Daniel is 100% sane, but has other issues to work with. That’s when Kane busts in and offers to be his…wait for it….. “ANGER MANAGEMENT” coach! Zing! Get it? Hah? Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen is a guy who the WWE paid to Skype with them last week and Charlie Sheen is a guy on a show called Anger Management and Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen! Jesus Christ.