We return to a backstage segment (still no Zack Ryder) and we find Dolph arguing with Swagger about who’s the best one on Team Vickie. Finally Vickie breaks in to tell them she’s going to pick ONE of them to support and adore. And they have a match later. And the winner gets Vickie. And that sounds like an awful prize if you ask me.
Now we go further backstage to see Otunga and Big Johnny gabbing about Mick Foley and their match with Cena later on. Show’s there but not impressed with anything he’s hearing. He’s stone-faced y’all. Super-serious Show is super-serious.
Finally the match between Dolph and Swagger begins! Wait, no…shit. Commercials.
We come back from commercial break to see Vickie at ringside wearing a Kimono made from Koko B. Ware’s parrot. God that’s the most awful outfit I’ve ever seen a human being wear on purpose.
So the match goes and it’s basically Swagger kicking the shit out Dolph. Lots of submission attempts and really a plodding, boring match. Finally, Dolph hits the Zig Zag for the win and Vickie rewards/punishes him with a full-on face-sucking kiss. I dunno, still seems like a punishment to me.
Now we get a HHH replay from No Way Out in which, HHH tells Brock to forget the lawsuit, let’s FIGHT. But at Summer Slam. Because, buyrates. Backstage a Limo pulls in, but the doors don’t open! ZOMG! Who could it be? Is it Brock? Is it the Pope? We’ll have to wait to find out….