One of these things is not like the other. One of these things does not belong. It's Jericho, Jericho is Canadian. What'd you think I meant?
But we’re back and it’s a good match. It’s funny to see Cena having to step up his game in order to hang with three actual, factual wrestlers, but he does an admirable job of it.
At some point, Cena starts literally kicking Jericho in the ass all the way backstage, leaving Punk and Bryan to finish the show. Oh man, I was so happy! I wanted to see some real wrestling before the night was over. But then, AJ’s music comes on and she skips around the ring.
Punk and Bryan TOTALLY ignore her you guys. And that’s not sitting well with her. So while both men are taking a nap in the ring, AJ spends five minutes trying to find a table under the ring, set it up and position it just so.
She climbs to the top rope, as if to suicide herself into the table, when Daniel Bryan comes over to talk her down. Dude, she weighs 8 pounds, catch her. But anyhow, Punk tries to climb up and retrieve her like a cat stuck in a tree.
LOOK OUT! AJ shoved Punk into Bryan and they both crashed through the table and died. And that, folks, was our show.
Awful shit tonight. Just terrible. They didn’t even try to make it fun. Maybe they’re saving it all up for tonight’s Live Smackdown “Great American Bash”. We’ll have to wait and see.
