Mexican Royalty and also Alberto Del Rio
At the return of RAW is Retarded, we find out Alberto’s mystery “Surprise” opponent is none other than Sin Cara Red! The match never starts, as Alberto destroys him before the bell rings and tries to rip his arm off for a while. The crowd, however, loved it and were chanting “Asshole” at Alberto, in Spanish.
Backstage, because we love backstage skits more than wrasslin’, AJ is shown with CM Punk style tape and x’s on her hands. Daniel Bryan tries to give her a rose and apologize to her for treating her bad. He’s trying to convince her to help him in his match at Money In The Bank. She eats the rose, and walks away. Yeah, that happened.
Now we find out that Paul Heyman has something to say via Satellite, NEXT!
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