Doesn't this face just scream "ACTION AND EXCITEMENT AND ATHLETICISM"??? More of this on my WRESTLING SHOW PLEASE!
As it turns out, Heyman had something to say. He said “Brock will be here on the 1,000th episode to give you a reply.” Only he said it in way more words and for way longer than it just took me. Basically, it was a promo for a promo. Inception!
Later on, thanks to a Teddy Long Tweet™, we find out that Kane will face the Big Show in a one-on-one no disqualification match. Yeah, so, the one match that ISN’T impromptu tag teams is a nonsensical stipulation match. Also, we’ll have a mixed tag team match with Sheamus and AJ facing Dolph and Vickie. WHAT? WHY? I don’t even…ugh.
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