As it turns out, Heyman had something to say. He said “Brock will be here on the 1,000th episode to give you a reply.” Only he said it in way more words and for way longer than it just took me. Basically, it was a promo for a promo. Inception!
Later on, thanks to a Teddy Long Tweet™, we find out that Kane will face the Big Show in a one-on-one no disqualification match. Yeah, so, the one match that ISN’T impromptu tag teams is a nonsensical stipulation match. Also, we’ll have a mixed tag team match with Sheamus and AJ facing Dolph and Vickie. WHAT? WHY? I don’t even…ugh.